Quotable quotes

On popular demand and sheer boredom a few quotes.....

Cherry B- on being called dark several times ..."Ur a Fuc#$ng racist prick"
on being asked to eat veg food- ......."Sorry, I wud like to kill birds 2day"
all these are said with droopy eyes and a drunk voice :D

SHAMBHU- post vodka...... "Poolishe kyun aa rahi hai..??unko bolo apne ghar jaaye" (hic)
some more vodka.."I have a crush on *$$#%#@" ...!!!!!!
My favourite..."U DESERVED A C"
everyones favourite " Dude i hope u know where i'm coming from(yes ur responsible fr this one)"

DODO- After 2 minutes of meeting up "Koi mere se baat karo naa " ..."lets talk alot 2day"
after hearing me abuse "aiii cheee ganda" (repeats the abuse herslef/imagines it and again "AAI CHEEEEE GANDA"
On how to exit a program " Press Alt+f+4(yes seperately)"
my favourite "That guy was CASTROLISED(she meant castrated folks :D)"
Everyones FAvourite "meri itni itni itni itni fatti" (with hand gestures.... hands going
horizontally apart with each itni)"
CROWD FAVOURITE- "U guys are soo late(2 cheap mentality and shambhu)......
and then starts crying" :D

DISHA- ALL TIME GREAT..................... "I'm an open book"
On being asked to hang out ....."Mandir jaana hai.....nahi hoga"
Crowd FAvourite ......................."I will be on time"
My FAvourite .........................."The phone got cut on its own/u HUNG UP /Battery
is dead"........"I always talk......ur the one mumbling"!!

MAA- STANDARD LINE.... "SHUT UP(said with "the look" for max effect)
ALL TIME BEST..."MERE GHAR PAR AISA NAH HAI"
ULTIMATE THING- "(silence+"THE LOOK"+THE FINGER)and the person in
front is sweating blood"

KITTY SHULKLA- FIRST LINE............. "Hi, i'm n##%$sh with 2 e's"
STANDARD LINE....."AM i even supposed to respond to that?"
ALL TIME BEST......"YAWN(yes he actually says yawn)
GOA LINE ....(talking to some grl ) .."What do u want me 2 do....fu$k u
and leave you??"
DENIAL LINE......"I HAVE NEVER GONE 2 ANY BABA 2 FIX
MY BALD HEAD " :D

DAGDU- Whisky number 2- "arhh arhh(that noise) u guys are the best friends i
have"
Number 4- "arhh arhh..... Confidence ke alawa mere paas hai kya"
SEVERAL WHISKEYS"arh arh....."GUN TO YOUR HEAD.....(and then a
question)
On the bike-"Maine itni nahi pee hai yaar"
After getting drunk "ALibaug jaate hain....meri gaadi hai benc#$% cops ko
main sambhaal lunga"

CHEAP MENTALITY-
To girls on being asked the menu "The special for 2day..... IS ME(yes he
does this sober)
Post 3 old monks....."Lonavala jaate hain Benc$%#"
SLOSHED.........."That's an ALTO, dats a CITY(car test taken by me :D)
Post A Crash..."I was saving a puppy :D"
STANDARD LINE " pulsar sucks :D"
On DAting a girl....."What's there to tell?? " :D


OIL WELL- STANDARD LINE- "I am NOT RICH/i dnt have oil wells"
FIRST YEAR- "Dude im thinkin of getting a city/lancer"
SECOND YEAR- "Dude im getting a lancer/city(notice how cunningly he changes
the orientation to make it different :D)!!
PRESENT DAY- "dude i got a pulsar 200..and im leaving the country in a month!)



GIRLS STANDARD LINES-

ALL TIME FAVOURITE- "HAMARE GHAR PE AISA NAHI HAI"
"The guys can go ahead....wats the problem yaar?"
"(after the plan has been made and one grl backs out) Yaar if M$%#a does'nt come i cannot come....and so on and on(and the plan falls)"
"Y DO V NEED TO GO OUT OF NAVI MUMBAI?"
"The guys cancelled the plan this time ....we were in"



These all that i can remember.....do feel free to leave ur comments!!!
(and of course my quotes also :D)!!!!