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Hello ppl frst post ever.....

I wonder how is that some ppl wlk up2 me and gimme nonsense like "i love working(ofcourse if ur job gives u a BMW series 7 and trophy wife/gf then i'd love it as well)" but for me its a far cry from what dreams i had.God forbid if the college you pass out from is RAIT and then the moment you start wrkin the only thing u can say is WTF???!!!!its a bundle of lies and myths....some terms i learn in office

INDUCTION- A series of confusing events post which you think.,.."am i in the right office"??

TEAM LUNCH- The first and only 'free lunch' that your company will give you....

MEETING- A place where the whole team makes fun of the PPT being presented......

STRATEGY MEETING- A place where selected ppl make fun of the PPT beig presented

CTC- cost 2 company..an exorbatent sum quoted 2 get u 2 join the firm.....the money u take home is a lot lesser.

TRAINING- Ur companies way of trying 2 teach u coding cuz lets face it..v never did pay attention in college

ON THE JOB TRAINING- Learning yourself when the company does not have money to train you.

NOTICE PERIOD- The time for which the boss gets to torture you cuz u need the experience letter.

BOSS- Like the principal of college...only better paid.....and more effective :D

WORK- What all of us pretend 2 do fr 9 hours

ENGINEER- Any one who knows header files of a language :D

QUALITY ASSURANCE EXERT- Fancy word for a tester.tells the coder that he stinks at his job.

HR- poor soul harassed by everyone in the company for everything from hiring-firing, leaves...pay and freee food

HOLIDAY- R u friggin kidding me?????there are none...

CANTEEN/CAFE- a non existant entity in a small company...in bigger firms...the place where cheap food exists.

TEAM- The ppl who the boss tortures along with u. Also the ppl u must adjust with if u want some TP at work...

FRIDAY- the best day of wrk....specially after the 2nd half...e1 seems extra happy and chilled

MONDAY- The wrst day of wrk..u have to make an effort to smile.

WEEKENDS- When you actually feel like yourself.

FRIENDS- The same ppl who u used 2 eat and sleep with literally but now have 2 say 'see u next week' and mean it . :(

BONUS- The carrot dangled in front of employees so that they run faster(like donkeys of course) :D

FRESHER- Useless "resource" who is actually of no consequence but is tld that he' an asset.

OVERTIME- The time you spend in the office 2 finish wrk and dnt get paid for it.

PAYDAY- The day it all becomes worhtwhile(at least materialistically).

diclaimer- i am not an expert at wrk and some of the above info may not be true....but wat the heck!!!!

any comments are welcome...my friends will b mentioned and insulted soon sob ready

and P.S. thankyou dodo for pushing me 2 get the blog.