ode to the "original group"

Man is a social animal i'm told.....proof of this fact is that wherever we go we 'hang out' in groups(u know the ppl u pretend to like and they pretend to like you...but you bitch about each other,...yeah dats the one). Think about it...school...college....work...we stay in packs(this characteristic is more accurate with girls..or v notice it more because of the giggling :D)!!I'm no different...i was part of several groups in college....here's a brief story of 'the original' group(dats wht the rest of my frnds call them).
After orientation and the initial hiccups ...i was finally beginning to settle down a little at college and in my division.Now i dont remember exactly who i met first but i guess it was cheap mentality* with whom i actually had a conversation...to be honest it was simply my curiosity to figure how this guy is carrying a cellphone which is bigger than him(think original N-GAGE) i still havent been able to figure out that part but he's managed to confuse me even more...some doubts that remain are....How does he eat soo much.....how in gods name does he control a bike that must weigh 3times as much as him(how he does it DRUNK and with me as a pillion is a different story alltogether)..what exactly happend than night when he ditched me at the library and i found him on the terrace(remember sem4) :D...and of course how many girls was he with actually??:D...secret - get him high on old monk and a trip 2 lonavala is guranteed.. (P.S. He loves pussy.........)
I went up and spoke to shambhu*only because she was one of the few good looking females in my batch(yes its a she...her parents didn't like her alot dats y the name)..by the time i figured out she was not single it was already too late fr me as i was eating her tiffin on a very consistent basis and was hooked.My nerul pal when i was there....spoke and hung around alot (well she had 2,v were the only two ppl in the same division during 2nd year)and the food continued as i ate at her place more times than i can remembe....plenty of tp done while writing horrid journals and submissions(u DESERVED a C ...remember that one?)..parsik hill walks were alot of fun..P.S. vodka can get her talking :D
MAA* was easily the most welcoming of the lot and the strictest as i would discover later on....a simple 'shut up' from her is enuf to scare the living daylights out of most people.IS the unofficial decisiion maker and advice giver......and of course last day teacher fr me.!!!
MC*(madarch**) also goes by the name of bhooka bhedia cherry B and a few unmentionable ones.was one of the people hooked on to pool when it was the rage in college....decent CS player....and one ofthe nicest ppl ull meet...
Ganja/kitty shukla*- Bald boy who's tried all the baba ka dawai to cure baldness ....hfinally got fed up and shaved his head......also my "hypothetical"best pal......have bitched about enuf ppl with him...had a weird way of introducing himself in college (hi im @##$%sh with 2 e's)..rantsbullshit at an alarming rate....always late.....and highly unreliable fr a plan off late.....

Disha* The only person i think i truely hated initially....never even said hi.....all that changed when the Term test plan came into play.....applied sciences was the subject... she studied half and me half.....was a decent setup until we fighred out that coordination like reaching together in class early and grabbing a seat....marathon phone sessions and chats followed(shit till 4.30am and all man)....is never on time......will consistantly ditch with a bahana like 'puja hai' ready........but always finds time fr u if she senses u have a problem.. P.S - Cheap mentality and disha had been in the same class since class 7 and knew almost nothing about each other(WTF u say......i said it too)

Castrolised/dodo* Loud and round female ..hard to miss her when shes in the room...talks almost as much nonsense as me the difference being she thinks she's actually making sense.....it took her 3 years 2 realise that thane is a little far from nerul and her life started revolving around the Thane-Vashi train timings.....likes playing defender of the ppl who's case is being taken........makes life hell fr u with her taunts if she has any dirt on you(believe me i know)....
P.S She hears dirty things when she's drunk.... :D

Dagdu*- Bewda of the entire network.....has promised to quit whisky more times than ive gotten a KT.....gets all threatning and puts a "gun to your head" when he has enuf alcohol in him.....also promises.....has alot of contacts and talks ALOT when drunk......oh and i forgot 2 mention...the only person to get an MBA college amongst us :D

Oil well*Owner of the coveted Dave lounge......this guys has oil wells all over the world....me and him have alot of things in common :D....the dude just bought a bike for 3 months in this country man,...... :D(i hope he leaves it 2 me) :D



DAts all folks.......sucks that we dont meet as often as we used do and i really miss the times we've had.......i know we have missed out a few details but wt da heck man :D cheers!!!!
P.S. * names have been changed 2 protect identities....any resemblence to people living in mumbai and pune and amreeka is purely coincidental. :D